I live with my mother. One day, on my 66th birthday, my 90 year mother told me: "Why you sit at home all day? Why you not go out and find some wo-man for yourself and copulate with it. All boys your age have copulated with women except for you. Are you strange or something?"
I said: "Look mum, you know that basically I am a wanker. I like to play with my own cock. Besides I'm fat, bald, smelly and I hate to wash. All my front teeth have rotted out. On top of that, I have no moni. No woman in her right mind would copulate with me."
"That's right." -said she. "You sure are an asshole, just like your father used to be. But look here, what I found on the internet. The World Sexguide Forum (she was a keen surfer). It is just for guys like you. They say that there is a magic land where even wankers like you can copulate with young, beautiful women, without any problems at all. All it costs is 5 bucks a pop. I will put you on the next plane and you are off to Cambodia."
"But mum" - I tried to protest. "I can't talk with women. I have nothing to say to them!"
"That's no excuse!" - replied the old witch. "Neither do those other wankers, yet they copulate every day. Look here son! Look and read! Http.www.wsg.blablablablabla......"
I said: "Look mum, you know that basically I am a wanker. I like to play with my own cock. Besides I'm fat, bald, smelly and I hate to wash. All my front teeth have rotted out. On top of that, I have no moni. No woman in her right mind would copulate with me."
"That's right." -said she. "You sure are an asshole, just like your father used to be. But look here, what I found on the internet. The World Sexguide Forum (she was a keen surfer). It is just for guys like you. They say that there is a magic land where even wankers like you can copulate with young, beautiful women, without any problems at all. All it costs is 5 bucks a pop. I will put you on the next plane and you are off to Cambodia."
"But mum" - I tried to protest. "I can't talk with women. I have nothing to say to them!"
"That's no excuse!" - replied the old witch. "Neither do those other wankers, yet they copulate every day. Look here son! Look and read! Http.www.wsg.blablablablabla......"
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